i have a big brother. his name is Graham!
he’s a pretty coo dude.
as you can see i am not getting drinkly.
the best present you can give your big brother
is not embarrassing him in front of all his friends on his birthday.
TRUTH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY!
(i’ll try to be good)
one year ago today: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO BRO
two years ago today: today is cocoa’s big brother’s birthday
three years ago today: graham dislikes ham, loves to party
member my friend bel from b for bel?
i did a guest post for her & it’s up!
you can find it HERE <– click click click
a little teaser, just for fun:
(kinda) one year ago today: we basicallyyy won the lottery is the thing
guys! recently my twitters got hacked
i received an email from a real nice man who informed me
that i was sending some weirdy spam messages.
i never even sent a DM in my life so i knew i got hacked.
i peeped my outgoing messages and there were tons!
to my own followers, people i follow, and some complete strangers.
but the hacker messages were kinda funny!!
one of them simply said “I’m gonna stab you”
which actually sounds like me…
anyway, here are some of my favorite hacker messages!
okay that last one is clearly not me. i would never eat fat free yogurt!
i like to believe this hacker was trying out their material
and i really think they should take their act on the road!
but seriously no more hacking. that’s just plain rude.
oh and since we’re on the subject, if you don’t already follow me on twitter
who knows maybe you’ll get a kooky DM from me someday!
one year ago today: put on some tasty jams and shake ya thang
there is not a single orange julius slash dairy queen in los angeles!
you gotta get outta the city to find one
and if you live near one, i bet you are thinking who gives a dang?
but you don’t know what you got till it’s gone
something like that anyway.
so yesterday i was way far outside LA and i happened upon…
!!!!!!
after i stopped screaming, reality set it.
i had a decision to make.
should i get an original orange julius
or a dairy queen chocolate hand dipped cone?
this is serious business.
i haven’t been to a OJ/DQ in years!
and i dunno when i’ll ever be at one again!!
so when it was my turn to order
i did what any logical person would do:
i got both
NO REGRETS PLUS YOLO OR WHATEVER.
one year ago today: cocoa: destroyer of piñatas
two years ago today: cocoa made this dino cake for j’s birthday!
you know how i feel about birthdays!
& today’s is extra special
because it’s the birthday of my favorite person ever:
j!
happy birthday j!
cocoa ♥ you.
i have been a vegetarian for a long long time.
but recently i started eating fish occasionally like sushi and stuff.
i’m still new to the world of sea food,
so when my brother convinced me to order the fried shrimp, i did a bad job
one year ago today: cocoa exercise: chasing the ice cream truck
*the kinda BAMF that doesn’t wanna wreck her manicure
one year ago today: j went on a spaghetti bender
