Archive for March, 2012
March 29, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged celebrations, j is a hero, j is the coolest, j is the only blogger on the planet who writes while being fed strings of cheese by a pretty lady, j is the smartest wizard a cocoa ever met, victory, best of times, j sometimes says i need to think bout what i am saying and not talk so crazy all the time, shameless PDA (sorry), whatta man whatta man whatta man what a mighty good man
as you prolly know, j the king of the interwebs & today he wrote his ten-thousandth article! that’s not a typo. it’s the number 10 with at least three zeros after it. so of course, i am real proud of him. i’m just not the best at expressing it, ya know?


i… kinda feel like i din’t get my point across quite like i meant it.
aw hell, forget it — CONGRATULATIONS J!!!!
one year ago today: just a plain cheese pizza will do, thanks
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March 27, 2012 at 12:37 PM · Filed under cocoa j, stephanie ·Tagged beauty & stuff, creepyyy!, gettin your nails did, getting your hairs did, girlfriend, make up, make-over, making people pretty kinda, pretty!, shout out, strenths and weaknesses, ya look good!, you're doing it wrong

this is like, one of the many raisins why i need my girl Stephie L.
(kinda) one year ago today: j is one of those random impulse buyers
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March 23, 2012 at 1:57 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged don't make me kill you!, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, don't try this at home, killed someone need an alibi, murder she wrote, murderin someone in her sleep is just DISRESPECTFUL, rules, stabbing, this is not what it looks like (ok yes it is), ways to kill

ground rules for stabbin someone to death:
ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and only for the cowardly
one year ago today: cocoa lives her life searchin for 90s sitcom actors
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March 14, 2012 at 12:18 PM · Filed under cocoa j, j, terry ·Tagged news flash, oh snap!, problems -- you got a lot of em, serious issues, sometimes i think for myself other times i let j do it for me, sometimes i worry about a person cause they got problems if you know what i mean, terry, true friendship, truthin!
j tells terry thangs:

but he leaves out real important facts:

one year ago today: the dogs think cocoa is crazy when she is dancing
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March 12, 2012 at 12:11 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged 3 years old, anniversary, birthday, celebrations, cocoa is excited as per uje, hello world!, it's time to party hard, nice thangs, through the years

three years ago today i signed up with wordpress and posted my first pitcher. now look at me — 697 pitchers and counting! thanks to everyone who has supported, encouraged, and threatened me over the years to keep on drawlin. take a sec to peep through the archives and see how far cocoa’s come! she’s nearly a grown ass woman. it’s unbleevable.
follow me on twitters or like me on faceybooks OR get real crazy & do both!
one year ago today: cocoa likes this is 2 years old today!
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