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seib knows how to charm a lady

February 29, 2012 at 2:36 PM · Filed under cocoa j, seib ·Tagged do not like, hair cut, leap year only comes ever 4 years! an extra day to do whatever the heck you want, opinions are like @$$holes, seib is like the only person on the planet who can get away with sayin rude things (it's some kinda gift), you're not the boss i'm the boss

before you get a hair cut, run it by seib first.

he will have an opinion about it.

oh, P.S. HAPPY LEAP DAY!

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so many birthdays, so lil time

February 27, 2012 at 12:49 PM · Filed under cocoa j, e, mike, sleepy bear ·Tagged birthday cake, birthday twins, drankin on the cheap, free drinks, happy birthday!!, if you're gonna pop out of a cake don't get high first or you will have some serious life evaluating happening when you're waiting inside the cake, it's time to party hard, one time cocoa really did pop out of a cake for like $400 and it was totally worth it, there's at least one person on the planet that shares your birthday, you know how i feel bout birthdays

if i drew a comic for every single one of my fran’s birthdays that happens this week, i’d have to change the name of the site to somethin like COCOA LIKES BIRTHDAYS (& THAT’S BOUT IT). just doesn’t quite roll off the tongue and plus, i like lotsa other thangs in addition to my unhealthy love of birthdays. so all you birthday folks can share this one pitcher ~~and you’ll like it~~!!!!!!!!!

i love all yall equally.

eat lots of cake & have someone else buy all your dranks

one year ago today: sometimes people say thangs that don’t make sense

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musta been that 4th shot of tequila…

February 24, 2012 at 11:33 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged better to ask for forgiveness than permission, forgetting what you did last night but then having a flashback and bein like oh no!, forgive me?, gettin your drank on, how rude, i made a mistake, if you think you been a bad friend you needa start actin right!, sometimes i am bad, sorry bout that yall, wonky eyes means you're drinkly duuuh

steve, if you’re reading this: SORRY.

i promise i won’t cut your breaks, so please return my calls, kthx.

let this be a lesson to us all.

one year ago today: j is a man after cocoa’s own ice creamed heart

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happy birthday chloe & einstein!

February 22, 2012 at 2:37 PM · Filed under einstein & chloe ·Tagged birthdays, celebrations, cocoa loves dogs, doggy love, dogs, einstein was officially born on February 22 and since chloe was found in a dumpster we let her have a birthday today too, pets, smelliest dog, these dogs are sick an they're never gonna get any better, these dogs got the worst breath

today i celebrate two of my favorite people, chloe & einstein.

6 years ago today, einstein was born.

one of his greatest accomplishments is having the biggest, baddest smell attached to such a tiny body. i don’t know how he does it, but it’s really impressive.

we celebrate chloe’s birthday today, too, since we don’t exactly know when chloe was born. but we have decided that she was definitely born at some point and time.