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it’s just part of the chloe experience

January 31, 2012 at 1:55 PM · Filed under cocoa j, einstein & chloe ·Tagged bad to the bone, dogs, how rude, meeting new friends, pets, rite of passage, that means she likes you, these dogs got the worst breath, you can't judge a book by its cover but you can tell by the smell or if the pages stick together

annnnd just be glad it wasn’t einstein. his breff is f’real toxic.

one year ago today: cocoa’s sleep walking/talking plagues j

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i think about all kindsa things, not just candy

January 26, 2012 at 1:59 PM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged conteplating serious matters, day dreaming, don't tell j he gets jealous, i don't has a celebrity crush but if i did it would be jason statham, mens, sometimes people think cocoa is not-smart because she is so kooky, terry, thinking bout stuff

also, i think bout being on a deserted island

and having to eat the remains of the ones you love just to survive.

plus rainbows. j tried to explain them to me, but i just don’t get it.

one year ago today: cocoa witnessed the worst birthday pinata ever

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sometimes i need to get my dreams off my chest

January 25, 2012 at 2:59 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged dreams, dreams really do come true, killed someone need an alibi, murder she wrote, murderin someone in her sleep is just DISRESPECTFUL, sleep to dream, touchy touchy!

wow, that felt really good to get off my chest. i been feeling real bad about it.

but for some raisin i think he’s been avoiding me ever since.

one year ago today: cocoa has violated all the new year resolutions

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i would like to be taller than someone

January 24, 2012 at 10:35 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged cocoa would be called chief little foot cause she got size 5 feets, i dint choose to be tiny, i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her, if you never touched the ceiling before it's a bigger deal than you'd think, small people can't reach, stranger danger!, tiny person, XL is a great size for a XS

sometimes i argue with strangers bout who is taller.

we all want what we can’t have & i wanna be tall.

it's just her hat that's confusing the issue

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i think j knows somethin & he’s just not tellin me

January 23, 2012 at 11:36 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged chocolate milk, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), i can just tell ya been bad, j can drink a gallon of chocolate milk in a day, the sad part about all this is it's true, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE J JUST ADMIT WHAT YOU DONE, trickery!, valid questions, we call it cm

yesterday i bought two 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks.

today there are two empty 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks in the recycling bin.

i wonder if he knows he has a chocolate milk mustache

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa and j love those photo booths

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thank the gods it’s friday

January 20, 2012 at 12:37 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged a jumbo drank on a friday never hurt nobody, friday, god, gods, omg it's friday yall, party time usa, some people bleeve in god other people do not bleeve in god, TGIF, thankful, weekend

specially zeus. that guy's a real bad ass.

one year ago today: an analogy for your thursday: favorite pastimes

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your gramma likes you more than anyone does

January 19, 2012 at 2:00 PM · Filed under cocoa j, the fam ·Tagged chit chat, good feelings, grandma, grandmas are generally cute and nice, my grandma is the best one, nice thangs, sometimes people are nice, telephone

if you ever feel like nobody cares bout you, you musta forgot bout your gramma. no matter how long it’s been since you called her, i guarantee she will squeal with delight just to hear your voice.

you can prolly tell where i get my good looks from

one year ago today: a debate: spectacles vs. contacts

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sometimes a person needs a good sassing

January 18, 2012 at 1:06 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged actin a fool, don't make me sass you, if you didn't talk so crazy i wouldn't have to scream at you, no one likes to get sassed, sass, sassafrass, sometimes people are dumb, you've been warned!

but you gotta give em a warning first, it's the rules

one year ago today: cocoa is a karaoke queen

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cocoa & j can’t really focus on anythin cause we are in the middle of bein obsessed with this game

January 17, 2012 at 12:13 PM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged bideo games, bideo is the new video FYI, don't even judge cause j is even worse bout the bideo games, games, j is communicating by "uh uh" and "nuh uh" which sounds basically the same, the sad part about all this is it's true

don’t ask me which game it is, but i’ll give you a hint: it’s an iphone game and it is real bad for if you have like a real life and are sposed to be doin things.

one year ago today: happy MLK day!

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