Archive for March, 2011
March 31, 2011 at 8:12 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged bad choices, diet, diet secrets, health, healthy, mac n chee, macaroni and cheese, medical information is beneficial to your health, stop actin like an idiot, unhealthy living, whose idea was this?

cocoa loves mac n chee, but this is just as dumb as "the cookie diet"
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March 30, 2011 at 1:32 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged cowabunga, crush, don't tell j he gets jealous, first cut is the deepest or somethin, i like turtles, just passin the time til cocoa met j, michelangelo, Michelangelo Buonarroti, pizza, pizza with a side of more pizza, teenage mutant ninja turtles, true story, two pizza posts in two days

his love of partying and pizza was compatible with cocoa's 4 year old life style
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March 29, 2011 at 10:42 AM · Filed under cocoa j, frads ·Tagged combination pizza hut and taco bell, don't be orderin up some crazy thangs like aspargus pâté!, fancy, fradley may look like sleepy bear but it is really a totally different person, gourmet, pizza, pizza coma, pizza with a side of more pizza, there's more to life than being fancy

note: when ordering pizza add a side of pizza
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March 28, 2011 at 9:00 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged bellybuttons, big brother, does it make a difference if it's an innie or an outtie?, frank would rather see a hobo touch his privates than see the wandering eye of a belly button, i'm a bear (it's a jork), innie, j's fam, jokes, jokester, jorks, LOLs, outtie, word wizardry! (i learned it from watchin j)

some people can't handle constant LOLs
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March 24, 2011 at 9:12 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged allowance, balloon, balloons, cocoa is the kinda adult that hangs out at that park alone waiting for the ice cream man to wheel on through, cocoa makes 15¢ a minute which comes out to be enough for balloons candy & ice creams, cotton candy, feels like spring outside!, fun thangs, nice thangs, purchasing precious goods

cocoa is notorious for spending all of her allowance money on such things
one year ago today: the only 2 decent kitties cocoa knows
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March 23, 2011 at 9:07 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged 90s sitcoms, carl winslow, cocoa met original-harriette (JoMarie Payton) waiting at the gate at LAX and harriette was so creeped out by cocoa's stare/smile that harriette picked up all her thangs and moved to a different spot, cocoa will forever live in the 90s when family matters was relevant, did i do thaaat?, family matters, harriette winslow, JoMarie Payton, Reginald VelJohnson is such a fancy name (call me!), why did they replace JoMarie anyway?

ever since cocoa met the ORIGINAL Harriette, she is on a quest to find the rest of em.
one year ago today: didja know cocoa likes cheeeese?
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March 21, 2011 at 11:51 AM · Filed under j ·Tagged breakin the rules, can we just skip right over til tuesday?, cocoa is like garfield when it comes to lasagna and mondays, j is the boss, monday, rules, sleep, sleepin through the days that you don't want to be a part of, sleepy, what j says goes, you're not the boss i'm the boss

maybe so, but i am at least gonna try.
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